TRANSFORMERS!

[Stabby]

It was like American Pie 8 meets Short Circuit 4. Why the hell did we need an hour of that teenager prat falling and masturbating? Why did the Autobots talk like high school girls? Why would anyone write dialouge like that? ("My bad") Why were they bumbling idiots? I am more saddened and disappointed than angry.
I feel like i went to the wrong 'joke' movie that someone made to trick me and the REAL transformers movie is out there and it's great.