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Old Jul 18th, 2007, 08:22 AM       
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Originally Posted by glowbelly View Post
some lame fuck had the nerve to spit on my girly parts for lube and i threw him the hell out.

you do not spit on a girl's girly parts.

i scared a dude out of screwing me by pulling out a 8" curved knife with super sharp spikes on the handle from under my pillow.

ummm, ummmm, when i was in labor, i had to pee in to a toilet that had a seive type strainer thing in the bowl and when i wiped this giant 3 foot long, 2 inch wide brown-green booger came out of my crotch. it's called a mucous plug and it's the most disgusting thing you men will ever see come out of your woman ever. EVER.

my two children were both c-sections, so I never experienced the mucous plug.
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