Romney: Dufus or Cretin?

[Otto]

He's neither, hell the guy's not even a human being. You want to know what I think of him? He's an ambulatory jellyfish stuffed into a business suit, a devious screwhead bastard who wants to drink the blood of your children and refuse homosexuals the right to be married.

The second the words "double guantanamo" dribbled out of his filthy, wrinkled mau in the form of sentient tar, I knew that this man was bad news for America and Humanity in general.

Seems like your average presidential hopeful, to me.