Yes, it's true, I am Evil Robot and I am very fucking great. When people look at me, the UV index of light which damages their eyes instantly gets reduced. When cancer patients walk near me thier patience be comes a virtue. When Al Quida attacked the World Trade Center, Albert Kida changed his name to Evil Robot (There are over 120 Al Kidas in the U.S.A. alone).
Yes, one can surely see how great I am now, but what about twenty years from now? What if Evil Robot's ascent to "greatness" wasnt marred by a criminal record with numerous DWI convictions? If I had a nickle for every time this question was asked, I'd have 10 cents and the Islamic community would be up in arms.
So in conclusion, if you skipped over this whole thing not knowing who or what I am, your belief that I cannot be contradicted would be radical and violence inducing by now.
Now lets all get out ther and cut down some parking meters for Christ's sake!
That is all for now,
Evil Robot.
PS: I am back.
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