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Welcome to 2005, you watch those Critic webisodes yet?

Here's a synopsis of that Becker episode, bigMcLargehuge so you never have to see it.


Part 1: That fat monster from Lost is talking to the blind person. He seems to hatch a scheme with him but I couldn't hear anything with the sound down. I turn it up only to see it cut to the terrible theme song, which sounds like something that would be in the poetry slam that Mike Meyer's character in SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDER attends.

PART 2: I see this thread and post in it, giving sage advice. When typing it I hear the words "I know he's old but I need money for my student loans". I assume it's a tasteless sex joke and a slight at Ted Danson.

PART 3: Becker is in the hospital with an arm cast. A black woman who reminds me of Howard Stern's producer gives him some cigarettes even though it's illegal to smoke in hospitals as hospitals are washed with gasoline. Becker decides to remedy the situation by smoking out the window. A docter comes in and puts the cigarette out promptly. Becker passes the buck to his black female companion, who he labels "an enabler".

PART 4: I get distracted by making a grocery list in which I finally remember to put Colby Jack Cheez-Its on the list. When I look back at the TV I see Becker in his apartment with his cast making out with the doctor who put out his smokes. It is then I propose a theory that Becker is a terrible show.


So there you go, dude. If you ever see any of these clues when you are watching a Becker episode (the arm cast being the best hint) you should turn off the TV and use that 30 minutes to do something for yourself.