dungeons and dragons horror stories

[Emu]

I recall once reading a thread on some forum many a year ago where people posted stories about horrible people/experiences during DND games and it was pretty funny so I hope to rectify this here

I don't care if the stories are true as long as they're believable. so START

[Seven Force]

And don't copy stories from SA because ILL KNOW

[Emu]

I SAID POST A &^%#ING STORY

[MLE]

Emu, I'll have to report you to the censorship committee, seeing as this is the safe for work forum.

This is your verbal warning.

[Sam]

Isn't every Dungeons and Dragons story a horror story?

[Emu]

I got excited, sorry

[MLE]

Next time it happens, you'll besitting in the corer for 3 minutes.

[rhythmdepot7]

Not so much a horror story, but I've now got a house rule that strictly forbids blue afros.

[AChimp]

My rogue failed a Will save and got sent to the Realm of Madness once. I declared it faggotry on the part of the DM and my rogue's identical twin brother immediately joined the party.

That's not really a horror story, though. Sorry.

[Chojin]

I once played a game with a guy who kept trying to use the Walls Of Jericho on every enemy he fought, even if the enemy was a barrack full of elves.

[noob3]

I was jerking off to some elf porn once!

[Evil Robot]

I once beat the fuck out of this kid named Chris Tulapano. I'm pretty sure he played DnD. Does that count as a horror story?

[Cfr5]

No, because you're now a hero.

[liquidstatik]

Originally Posted by Chojin

I once played a game with a guy who kept trying to use the Walls Of Jericho on every enemy he fought

my friend had that same strategy, like, a week ago. ;o

[Sacks]

Originally Posted by Chojin

I once played a game with a guy who kept trying to use the Walls Of Jericho on every enemy he fought, even if the enemy was a barrack full of elves.

Awesome, totally awesome.

[Jeff The Ninja]

I once played a game where the DM was a furry.

He was wearing the suit and everything.

[Emu]

Explain

[ItalianStereotype]

my cousin came to visit me one time and brought all of his fatty friends with him. they think that they're REALLY vampires and played dungeons and dragons all night. normally this wouldn't be a problem, but they ate all of my macaroni and cheese, doritos, chicken strips, bologna, string cheese, toaster struedels, pop tarts, chocolate milk, and so on. of course, nobody touched my fruits or my vegetables, but in a matter of hours four people managed to eat food enough to last ME two weeks.

[Guitar Woman]

Did they refer to themselves as Danpiels at any point

[ItalianStereotype]

man, I don't think so, but they were all like "I AM LADY NIGHTDARKBLOOD" and so on

[Dr. Boogie]

I used to play DND with a few friends of mine in college, and unfortunately, one of my friends wound up bringing his smelly, man-child roommate to a session a few times. Apart from being foul-smelling and generally annoying, he had this nasty habit of snorting every now and then, so my friend and I starting rolling listen checks after each one. I think he was 3 for 70 by the end of the night.

Later, I stole a d20 I found in his stuff because he was always talking about how he didn't have any die of his own. True story.

[FartinMowler]

I went to a house and these guy's were playing DND and one of them swallowed the polyhedral dice and later his friends penis

[Chojin]

do laugh on, fartin.

[PvtJourney]

Not a horror story, just something really funny. I got into DnD in the Army barracks at Ft. Meade (Not too far from Laurel, I went there a few times!), and it was 5 big army guys and me turning the study classrooms into a DnD conference room, complete with a "big table" made out of 7 desks put together. Nothing's funnier than watching a 6'3" male in full Battle Dress Uniform pantomime drinking the ump-teen potions his mage is using.

[Chojin]

I accidentally drove into the Ft. Meade base once and they treated me like a wanted man :<