This morning my son, Charlie, gave me a mug that says the worlds greatest dad and I’ve been drinking my soup from it but then I realize he’s only a 1 year old tot and hasn't money to speak of. So I took it to the aldi store and told the man at the counter that my son Charlie had swiped it and we were sorry and that, as previously, I will keep drinking my soup out a laundry detergent scooper if that’s the price of learning up Charlie right.
The woman let me have it when I got home. She said "that mug was for you buster" and I got irate and fetched my magic marker and wrote "worlds incorrect mom" on all her dresses.
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