Why GADZOOKS Needs to Shut the Fuck Up: An Internet Grievance Essay by Guitar Woman

[GADZOOKS]

Guitar Woman! I appreciate your bleeding heart of a post you have made. I haven't had time to read it as I was busy doing something else for 5 hours. I read the words KILLING THE FORUMS which seems very interesting (!) and will be back with a formal reply. I know you said you don't want me to but THIS IS AMERICA and you are going to have to live with it.

This might be a good place to explain to you why I think you are a terrible poster instead of trying to explain to you in your banal clusterfucks of threads!

This will be an exciting adventure! One that the internet has never seen before!