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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Non-trendy NYC enclave
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Sep 5th, 2007, 12:12 AM
When answering the door, you could unzip your pants while keeping your belt buckled. Begin to chase people around and piss at them. If they run, make it clear with your body language that you want nothing more than to piss on them.
For added effect, you could carry a lighter and a can of hairspray and throw random fireballs when your WAY to close to people.
This will be sure to scare any small child or large adult.
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