THE "HIDE YOUR FACE TO WIN LEATHERFACE" CONTEST!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

SLIMJIM FACE
Years of torment, the smell of rotten beef looming in the air, a chill down your spine... A case of the runs is coming for you. Yes the is Slimjim Face. This evil was created by a sausage maker and a butcher. Tormented as a child for his smell and curse of the runs, he hid for years of his life, only to be found and again kicked down. Now it's his turn. Run from the runs you dolts! RUN FROM THE RUNS!

[Simon n00b]

Roy McBallsnCock was an infamous and hysterically erogenous pr0no star, world-renowned for having a roll in the hay with whatever took his fancy. On the set of his latest epic, Spermer and Cooch he accidentally impregnated his canine co-star. The child was born, and the freakish man-beast was given up for adoption, eventually finding its way to an Irish couple, whose dog had recently passed on. It was free, so they figured, "Hey, why not keep it?"

THIS IS WHY!!!