I'm having a feud with my postman. This fucktard likes to come up to the mail slot on my door and tease my dog by sliding the mail in and out of the slot provocatively. While he does this the dog rips the mail to shreds, literally. I've got checks and bills which are shredded beyond recognition. I tried to be nice to this asshole and calmly asked him to please stop doing that, and he just smirked and acted like he wasn't doing anything. But if he thinks no one is home he still does this. Well I saw this fucker doing it again and I snapped. I snuck up alongside the door and when he was moving the mail in and out of the slot, I jumped out and grabbed his arm and pulled it through the slot and let my dog bite it. Then in a rage I said something like "Just put the god damned mail in and then get the fuck out of here you little bitch." If i wasn't so pissed off I probably would have cracked up at the expression on his face. He took off in a big hurry and did'nt say anything. I think he thought I was one step away from coming out on the porch and fist fighting him, which I probably would have done if he had said one smart-ass thing. So now I'm basically waiting to see if I'm going back to jail or not. So if i disappear for a long time, thats what happened. Not that many people would notice
Otherwise life is going well, considering.
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