Upgrading a Kicking to a Murder

[Perndog]

Pepper spray is a good option, too. Tons of pain, no lasting damage.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh, yeah....I forgot about pepper spray. If you want to see them cry like a woman and mass produce snot out out of evey hole in their head, go for the pepper spray.

[GADZOOKS]

If you have high coat hangers around, pick him up and hang him on one, leaving him the dangle like a wimp. You will exercise your strength without murdering him and humiliate him a whole bunch. The worse that could happen then is that he will attack you and then you can clobber him all you like.

See the ending of Home Alone for more details. It's very effective.