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[Guitar Woman]

I thought Gears of War was fun too, until I realized the single player campaign was 3 fucking hours long in a brilliant ploy to get me to play on Xbox live, which I eventually did. I was pretty sorry about that!

And yes, for whatever reason pretty much every multiplayer mode causes the shotgun to be about as effective as a McDonald's Happy Meal water pistol that's been sitting half buried in your back yard for a few months. And is also empty. I am literally touching the other guy and get a perfectly excecuted and centered headshot, only to find that not only is he still alive but he has just revved his fucking chainsaw bayonet up and cut me in half. Seriously, go try killing someone with a shotgun in multiplayer. It takes about five hits before the game even fucking registers it.

To be fair, I did enjoy one player mode for the lifetime of the snowball in hell it lasted, but if I wanted an awesomely gory third person shooter with precision aiming and a retarded plot I'd just go play Resident Evil 4.