Superbad

[Deadbolt85]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

Name some movies you find hilarious then.

Other than Kevin smith's films and maybe a few by Jack Black, nothing really, I don't like comedies at all.

All of those quotes from Superbad have just confirmed the fact that comedy these days is nothing but dick and sex jokes. " You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy." I mean come ON! What the fuck is that? that's supposed to be funny? If anything it made me want to kill Judd Apatow with a rusty chainsaw. Some people just don't leave junior high behind it seems.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Originally Posted by Deadbolt85

Other than Kevin smith's films and maybe a few by Jack Black, nothing really, I don't like comedies at all.

All of those quotes from Superbad have just confirmed the fact that comedy these days is nothing but dick and sex jokes. " You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy." I mean come ON! What the fuck is that? that's supposed to be funny? If anything it made me want to kill Judd Apatow with a rusty chainsaw. Some people just don't leave junior high behind it seems.

You obviously have never seen a movie with Jay and Silent Bob in it. You're either deaf or fucking retarded. Probably both, you twit.

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by Deadbolt85

Other than Kevin smith's films and maybe a few by Jack Black, nothing really, I don't like comedies at all.

All of those quotes from Superbad have just confirmed the fact that comedy these days is nothing but dick and sex jokes. " You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy." I mean come ON! What the fuck is that? that's supposed to be funny? If anything it made me want to kill Judd Apatow with a rusty chainsaw. Some people just don't leave junior high behind it seems.

You're incredibly dense. For someone who admits to hating comedy movies you're quick to be huge comedic critic on a movie you've never fucking seen. Second, you lose credibility for thinking Jay and Silent Bob is funny. And if you're into Kevin Smiths writing and directing career then yeah, Jersey Girl was an amazing movie. Nice taste you faggot.

All of those quotes from Superbad have just confirmed the fact that comedy these days is nothing but dick and sex jokes.

Lets bust out some high quality Jay and Silent bob quotes while we're at it then:

And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!
Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.
Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock.
I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls

I'd keep going but then I might as well copy and paste the entire HILARIOUS script.

SORRY that Superbad has Seth Rogen in it. He's a guy people actually found funny in more than one movie, as opposed to 30 movies with ben affleck and matt damon that everyone fucking hated.

Some people just don't leave junior high behind it seems.

Seeing as it's a movie BASED on a high school party. Kevin Smith movies are based on nothing and the plots are cameo filled fuck fests that only 12 year olds who's hobbies include sucking their own dick would find funny.

Superbad has a basic plot. But out of all the horrible high school party movies it succeeded at being hilarious because teens AND adults could relate. The humor was raunchy but executed in a smart way. Enough to make you give a genuinely laugh every few minutes.

I know you find Kevin Smith movies funny because hearing the word "dick" every five seconds gives you a warm feeling inside. But some people actually enjoy a good story.


Kevin Smith gave up the Green Hornet movie to Seth Rogen in order to do the Porno Comedy he's working on, which Seth Rogen was offered a starring role in. So fuck you.

[GADZOOKS]

Some people just don't leave junior high behind it seems.

http://www.break.com/index/kevin-smi...comic-con.html

Apparently Kevin Smith didn't!

[HickMan]

jeez guys things are gettin' hot in here! Let's cool things down with some MCLOVIN




I thought the movie was pretty kenan and kel. and when I say kenan and kel I mean good

[Deadbolt85]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

You're incredibly dense. For someone who admits to hating comedy movies you're quick to be huge comedic critic on a movie you've never fucking seen. Second, you lose credibility for thinking Jay and Silent Bob is funny. And if you're into Kevin Smiths writing and directing career then yeah, Jersey Girl was an amazing movie. Nice taste you faggot.




Lets bust out some high quality Jay and Silent bob quotes while we're at it then:

And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!
Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.
Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock.
I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls

I'd keep going but then I might as well copy and paste the entire HILARIOUS script.

SORRY that Superbad has Seth Rogen in it. He's a guy people actually found funny in more than one movie, as opposed to 30 movies with ben affleck and matt damon that everyone fucking hated.



Seeing as it's a movie BASED on a high school party. Kevin Smith movies are based on nothing and the plots are cameo filled fuck fests that only 12 year olds who's hobbies include sucking their own dick would find funny.

Superbad has a basic plot. But out of all the horrible high school party movies it succeeded at being hilarious because teens AND adults could relate. The humor was raunchy but executed in a smart way. Enough to make you give a genuinely laugh every few minutes.

I know you find Kevin Smith movies funny because hearing the word "dick" every five seconds gives you a warm feeling inside. But some people actually enjoy a good story.


Kevin Smith gave up the Green Hornet movie to Seth Rogen in order to do the Porno Comedy he's working on, which Seth Rogen was offered a starring role in. So fuck you.

First of all I never said jay and silent bob, those two are actually my LEAST favorite kevin smith standbys, and actually, jersey girl was okay for waht it was, which was not a comedy, but a piece about the relationships between parents and thier children, second of all, I don't need to see superbad as it was described to me as " 40-year-old virgin meets knocked up in high school" so yeah, I didnt feel a need to see it. nor am I trying to critique a movie, that's not my job, I was merely expressing an opinion you crack smoking trucker fucking gutter slut. See, I just did it again. an as for story, since when is anxiety over college and trying to get girls drunk to try to fuck them a story? And if this piece of garbage appeals to both kids and adults, then all that says to me is that people these days are much much stupider than I originally thought. Mitch hed berg and Lenny Bruce are spnning in their graves. So, no bitch, fuck YOU. While I'm at it, fuck all of you.