Worst Pizza Inventions of the 20th and 21st century

[JediScum]

I clicked on a Yahoo news blurb yesterday about this place in NYC that sells a pizza for $1000.00. Can't find link now and too lazy to Google but, it's supposed to come topped with lobster(might be good), i think 4 different types of caviar and some blend of high-dollar, foo-foo cheeses (article didn't list which). I've never partaked of the fish eggs yet, so maybe that would taste good, i don't know.
However, if i'm going to pay a grand for a pizza, it better be able to drive me to the liquor store, blow me, do my laundry, go on another beer run and blow me again.
Thing is, the article I read claimed this restaurant (in a hotel, i think) has actually sold ten of these. Ridiculous.