It could have been worse, a man named Spider could have bitten you on the penis.
__________________ "We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."
Clearly that spider has shown that it has the killer instinct needed to dominate the spider fighting circuit. I recommend you corral that thing and harness it's abilities for your fiscal benefit.
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...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
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