SAW IV

[Mintrude]

Originally Posted by Zbu Manowar

MetalMilitia is right. Chances are Jigsaw is really Brian O'Blivion in disguise and has a library of tapes that he's going to live on through to keep making Rube Goldberg O' Death Devices for. The only downside is wondering he would swallow a tape: wouldn't your stomach acid eat through it? And exactly what would happen if it did? Be an uneventful movie:

CORONER: Look, a cassette tape!

DETECTIVE: Let's play it.

CORONER: I'm afraid we can't. You see, despite the obvious damage to the tape, we no longer have cassette players. So even if it wasn't destroyed, we still couldn't play it because apparently Jigsaw's highly moralistic faux-vengeance spree means his dumb ass can't see past 1989, technology wise.

DETECTIVE: Well, I'll go get a burrito then.

THE END.

Hah! That recieves the Mintrude seal of approval.