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Old Oct 26th, 2007, 05:13 AM        NEW FEATURE: "I-MOCKERY'S ANNUAL "SELECT YOUR DESTINY" HALLOWEEN STORY!"
Here it is everybody, our big "Select Your Destiny" story for the 2007 Halloween season. For those of you who haven't read these in the past, it's fairly simple... you read a page and then try to decide which answer won't end up killing your character. If you choose wisely, you move forward in the story. If you choose poorly, you almost always die some kind of horrible death.


NEW FEATURE: "I-MOCKERY'S ANNUAL "SELECT YOUR DESTINY" HALLOWEEN STORY!" -by The Four Henchmen (er myself, Dr. Boogie, Max Burbank, and Protoclown)
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Old Oct 26th, 2007, 01:20 PM       
Holy shit, where did you get the ugly dog pictures? Are those real, or some kind of puppet?
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Old Oct 26th, 2007, 02:06 PM       
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Holy shit, where did you get the ugly dog pictures? Are those real, or some kind of puppet?
Oh, it's real all right. I saw it in the Guiness Book Of Records, and nearly crapped myself.
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Old Oct 26th, 2007, 09:57 PM       
FUCK YEAH


i know i complained the other night about i-mockery, but halloween always fucking delivers. Thanks rgr
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Old Oct 27th, 2007, 12:21 PM       
I thought the shark was going to eat me. I was SO SCARED.

Seriously, this story is probably the most fun one I've read in a while. Well, besides the one that had all the lunchboxes. And the costume one.
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Old Oct 27th, 2007, 04:55 PM       
I am proud to have contributed an entire one page to this project!
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Old Oct 27th, 2007, 05:41 PM       
When ever I read the annual I-mockery choose your own adventure I always like to try and guess who wrote what pages, were you responsible for the "Open up the arcade cabinet to see what is powering it" page?
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Old Oct 27th, 2007, 08:16 PM       
I knew I got a vibe that were quite Max Burbanky on some.
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Old Oct 27th, 2007, 09:34 PM       
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I am proud to have contributed an entire one page to this project!
Perhaps your memory is failing you old man... what you mant to say was that you "claimed" a page in the story, then never got around to actually writing it so one of us (*cough*) had to do it for you instead at the last minute. :o

Anyway, thanks a lot everybody. Glad you're all enjoying the story so far this year. Hope you're all able to make your way to the very end!
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Old Oct 27th, 2007, 11:51 PM       
Uh, no, I actually did write a page. Hadas guessed it, it was the 'open the machine' page.
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Old Oct 28th, 2007, 07:53 PM       
Was that the one with all the exclamation marks.
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Old Oct 29th, 2007, 09:53 AM       
It was a good 'un alright. The best feature I'd read in a while.
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