SSSSSSS!

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I disagree. Dirk Benedict isn't a minor "dreamboat". He is a minor GOD!!

I saw "Sssssss!" when I was about 7 or so and, sorry to say, haven't seen it since.
It is still in my subconscious. The very mention triggered memories.

Hell, any 16-22 year old male with no acne can be a "dreamboat". However, can a "dreamboat" shed its skin? Do PR work for the A-TEAM? Be the original "Starbuck" on Battlestar Galactica? HA HA HA! No. Not only no, but Hell No! It takes not just talent and skill, NAY! Something more... like CHROMOSOMES FROM THE GODS!! Dirk Benedict must be known throughout our feeble planet as not some dime-a-dozen "Dreamboat" but as a relative to the Divine. After a drunken hootnanny, heterosexuality be damned if I found him in my bed upon the morn.

Uhh... can I bum fifty cents?

I wasn't bullshiting ... about Dirk anyway.

Back to topic. "Ssssssss!" I can't say much other than "I saw it when I was seven". But turning 35 this year, should give the movie more validity.

A dumbass saw it once and still remembers it 27 and half years later.

A young Dirk Benedict will make young ladies excuse themselves from the room... so they can "powder their nose" and come back flushed in the face.