Ghost Movies!

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I don't remember anything about The Haunting. I saw it at the theatre, only a couple of rows aways from the screen, and I was quite literally mesmerized by the penile nose of Owen Wilson.

'His nose totally looks like a cock'

Ten minutes later

'I mean, look at it. It's a dick!'

Ten minutes later

I mean, have you ever seen that movie Nothing but Trouble? There is this Judge, Dan Akroyd, and he's got this prosthetic nose that looks like a giant dong. It was crafted, sculpted and cast to look like a dick. They probably even made more than one. Probably dozens...

They should have just hired that guy...

...or he should have went into porn...