I-MOCKERY'S BIGGEST PROJECT OF THE YEAR: "TRICK-OR-TREAT ADVENTURE QUEST!"

[slangislayer]

Combine the syrup with the red candybar (from your mother´s rear), trade it for the alphorn and combine it with the sticky fudge you earned after beating the Monkey Island dude in an insult contest and stick the whole thing to the pipe!

I´m stuck withe the mullet man, I don´t know how to get the moonshine.