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Sethomas · #1

How many of you have met at least one fellow mocker in REAL LIFE?

I've met two. First was the lovely and brilliant Swamper, and second was the lovely and brilliant CLAspinter AKA Grandfather Smash AKA laforzadeldestino AKA theapportioner.

If any of you remember Feueraffe from years past, we've lived in the same two counties at the same time, we have two mutual friends (well, one is a lame-ass who hates me now), we avidly read each other's LJ's, we were going to watch a movie together but it fell through, and one time she spotted me walking down the street from her car. And? We've never actually met.

There used to be Mocker Conventions from time to time, but that was when you fucks were worth meeting. I never went!

Sethomas · #2

OH YEAH, one time I got a phone call from the lovely and brilliant HughBristic saying she was a mile away from my dorm and wanted to have lunch with me. However, at the time I wasn't in my dorm because I'd gone home for the weekend. That made me VERY VERY SAD.

Oh, and Feueraffe? Totally lovely and brilliant.

Guitar Woman · #3

I've been through a few close calls, but I've never actually met or talked to anyone.

I was in Willie's general area when they demolished the cooling tower for the trojan plant, MLE almost convinced me to give her my phone number but I pussed out at the last second, and I almost called Pub Lover but we both decided that would be way too wierd.

corpexec44 · #4

I met Chojin in Ocean City Maryland

Emu · #5

I'm all alone.

HungryWantBiddy · #6

no you're not, emu. don't fret

Esuohlim · #7

I think the person who lives the closest to me would be kellychaos so no thanks

Perndog · #8

I talked on the phone a couple of times with kahljorn.

Supafly345 · #9

I know all the people who came to this board because of me. Oh and I almost went on a booze cruize with Zomboid, but couldn't manage to get there.

darkvare · #10

not phone but i talked with zomboid and arrow x over xbox live

Cosmo Electrolux · #11

I've never spoken with anyone on the phone, nor met them face to face, only email exchanges with a few Mockers.

although, Sicktodeathmx lives in T-Town (if I remember correctly) and I'll be there Saturday for a game...and I don't even like Football.

Womti · #12

I know lenor, willie, Seven Force and -RoG- on myspace.

Emu · #13

That's not quite the same thing as knowing someone in real life

DuFresne · #14

So, Using what I'm hereby calling the "womti formula" for converting internet pal-ness into IRL equivilants, we find:

I friend seth on Facebook
+ Seth friends me on Myspace
- Myspace's epic failure
x the sum so far by the fact that he'll actually respond to my messages
Divide the product by the fact that my messages are probably more annoying then I think them to be at the time, and...

= Seth's bratty little brother! Woo hoo!

Sacks · #15

I found out someone who posted here for like a month knew one of my friends and this one time he got drunk for the first time and I ended up being the only one in the room. It was like the Loveline forum.

AChimp · #16

I know SolidSnakeASS/RoyalTenenbaum and fatbinge. They don't post here anymore.

I have a hand-written note from Proto, and I sent glowbelly a birthday card long ago :O

Terra · #17

My ex boyfriend/fiance used to post here. He told me to come here and post and then he ditched me.

Zomboid · #18

What supafly and darkvare said. Also, I talked to italian on the phone.

SUPAFLY I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING NEXT SUMMER BUT IF ITS IN YOUR AREA AGAIN YOU BETTER MAKE IT, BRAW!

Dr. Boogie · #19

I've met:

Sspad
BuffaloTom (doesn't post here anymore)
Glowbelly
Protoclown
George
George's ex-wife
Jaegermeister (doesn't post here anymore)
Rog
Re

and McClain

MattJack · #20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra

My ex boyfriend/fiance used to post here. He told me to come here and post and then he ditched me.

Let this be a lesson to all mockers.

Don't unload your annoying significant other onto I-Mockery if you don't plan on sticking around to keep her in her place.

Emu · #21

I remember Sspad met Vince once, that was great.

MattJack · #22

I wonder how that worked out.

My fantasy I-mockery meet up would be Max and Vince.

They could go rent a star wars movie (for Max) and then go kill some dogs n shit (for Vince). Kind of like the old Odd Couple.