Christ, the food is better here.

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

I reckon everyone needs at least one positive thing going on in their lives. Having found that one positive thing of theirs, now you know why the South hasn't killed itself yet.

Bullshit.

Better food.
Better manners.
Better landscapes.

Etcetera, etcetera

Oh, and the best part about the South? We don't have to claim America's asshole, New Jersey.