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Originally Posted by DuFresne
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Why would you need anyone to suck your cock when you have such nice soft flabby hands? Those are the hands of an anemic shut-in, I bet you are so angry because you have spent your entire life getting beat up for your lunch money. Slap a little Crisco on those fleshy sacks of goo and you are good to go, put them both together around little Willie and you'll have the closest thing you'll ever get to a vagina, DuFelattio! -Or maybe we should just call you DuFuss.
By the way, if you really want a man to suck your cock why not try hanging out in the men's room and playing that foot game I saw on the news? You'd be a natural no doubt, I'm sure there are lots of big biker fags who'd be delighted to make a soft little schmoo like you their bitch.