DAMN YOU BUTTER!

[HungryWantBiddy]

I used to cook at a restaurant in my high school days. A little one, with only one pressure cooker/deep fryer and one flat top grill. Like any cook, if we were slow I would start cleaning up early so I could be out da do by closing time. Murphy's Law. As soon as I get done scrubbing down the flat top and get it all nice and perty like, some asshole calls and wants a hamburger. "Fuck," I says. So, I deep fried the cocksucker's burger and to my surpise it came out looking quite appetizing. I tried it myself a couple days later and it was actually pretty good. I wouldn't pick it over the grill, but in a pinch the fryer will do just fine for a coupla' burgers.

Future triple bypass aside, I recommend trying it. Of course, it goes without saying that I'm an American.

Someone try it with a steak!