Home run "king" indicted

[Sethomas]

Yeah, I guess something about an oaken bucket is going on here in town this weekend, or something. I was enjoying my 4:00 AM breakfast at a diner when a bunch of douches were talking about college sports and their lavish history. Anyways, at one point one douche said to another douche, "your blind hatred of Purdue is keeping us from having an intelligent conversation". I really felt like telling him that even if the course of their discourse managed to cogently derive Maxwell's Laws with only axioms taken from Plato's Republic, there would STILL be no such thing as an intelligent conversation about sports. I didn't, though.