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Old Nov 21st, 2007, 05:06 PM        The stages of relationship
stage 1: boy meets girl. They kiss. The grass is really green. Suddenly the world seems like an awesome place. Trust is being acquired.

stage 2: you meet each others friends and parents. You're still testing the waters and having sex almost everytime you see each other.

stage 3: things that seemed cute begin to not be so cute. benefit of the doubt is given hoping to be surprised.

stage 4: resentment sets in. I ditched my friends for this bozo??

stage 5: everything your gf/bf does is like nails scratching down the blackboard. You suddenly think of ways to get out of this and hope that the world will accept you back after you've been in hiding for so long.

what do you do at this point? suggestions?
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Old Nov 21st, 2007, 05:43 PM       
uh? dump your person, because your relatioinship obviously is not working out & it seems like you just had some horny sex with some one you did not even like..
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Old Nov 22nd, 2007, 03:08 PM       
I hear you get married between 4 and 5.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2007, 01:44 AM       
im willing to bet this was in the span of a few months or so, so step 6 would be

6. graduate high school
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Old Nov 23rd, 2007, 01:25 PM       
lower your standards and accept your fate
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Old Nov 23rd, 2007, 10:39 PM       
lol my old girlfriend pretty much blew off all of her friends when we started going out and now she has no friends whatsoever. Whoops!
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Old Nov 23rd, 2007, 10:44 PM       
But what about you?
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Old Nov 23rd, 2007, 10:51 PM       
I had no friends in the first place!

Actually we started going out at the beginning of college freshman year so any friends I had were from high school that I wanted to get rid of anyway.
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Old Nov 24th, 2007, 12:13 AM       
Crackwhores are the bomb. If you sex them up real good, they come back for free and then all you have to do is make them a sandwich or give them a bag of pretzels. When you really get tired of them, you can pretend to freak out, yelling "I didn't know that YOU DID COKE!!! " and call the police.
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Old Nov 26th, 2007, 03:03 AM       
seven force is right but i imagine this was more like a few weeks and not months
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