The stages of relationship

[Esuohlim]

I had no friends in the first place!

Actually we started going out at the beginning of college freshman year so any friends I had were from high school that I wanted to get rid of anyway.

[JediScum]

Crackwhores are the bomb. If you sex them up real good, they come back for free and then all you have to do is make them a sandwich or give them a bag of pretzels. When you really get tired of them, you can pretend to freak out, yelling "I didn't know that YOU DID COKE!!! " and call the police.

[mischief]

seven force is right but i imagine this was more like a few weeks and not months