Story Time

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This thread makes me wish I hadn't distanced myself from all the people I've known that are like this. I used to know a kid who would call himself Hentai Jeff and he was big on the 'anime convention circuit'. After losing contact for a while I found his screen name through a forum and somehow every time I tried to IM him to hear of his amazing adventures he'd be having crazy porno-style anal sex with a beautiful woman. Luckily he was a nice enough guy to continue having electronic conversations with me while explaining everything that was going on in great detail, and sometimes even the hot babe would take over the keyboard to fully explain to me how huge his penis was. It was legendary.