In the beginning there was a bag.
And it was pretty.
Inside the bag was a box.
And it was also pretty. And taped.
And inside the box was chocolate.
And I was happy.
Mr. Fazer makes really nice chocolate. But there were more gifts! For example, Salmiakki. I'm not a big fan myself, but my mom likes it.
This thing looked kinda innocent.
It says: Be always happy with practical joke.
I pulled out the "gummi" and an iron spring hit my thumb. It actually kinda hurt, I mean, it's supposed to give you a scare but this thing is pretty vicious! It's hits you right beside the nail, where it hurts the most. Someone who really hates children and/or practical jokes must have made it. I guess he's sitting in the factory all day, bending all the springs a bit to the side...
And then there was this very
discreet brown envelope. This scared me. I noticed the words
tranny porn somewhere on the forum, and the letter in the box told me RaNkeri "wasn't expecting to be paired up with a girl, so some gifts might feel a little strange".
Iek?
It's Spidermanni! With a link to a finnish translation site. I decided to read it without help first. I mean, I've been reading comics for about eight years now, and well...it's not rocket science.
There's a very ugly Carnage on the cover, and Venom and Bullseye. Excitement! Inside there's the Fantastic Four. This has to be Civil War stuff. Ah yes, there's Iron Man and...some guy with wings and an eagle on his chest. Spidey in his horrible shiny suit has a four page fight with Iron Man. There I spotted this panel. Warning! Not for the faint of heart.
Omg?
OMG?! I knew there was reason I stopped reading Spiderman a few years ago
XD
For no reason at all I made a pic of Cap with a pre-made camera phone afro.
Can you dig it?
Cheers raNkeri!
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