The Mars Volta fucking suck

[JediScum]

The thought of an "emo King Crimson cover band" scares me.

And for the record, all "Emos" are wannabe Goths, who have face piercings their Mommy signed the consent form for and take their make-up stylings from Marilyn Manson. A Goth, much as I hate them too, would totally kick the shit out of an emo. They'd smack 'em in the face with a stolen tombstone or something then dance on their still-warm corpse to Christian Death or something like that. Ask an emo if "Bela Legosi's Dead" and see what they say.

Then ask 'em about Robert Fripp, Bill Bruford or the band "YES".

Then just straight up kick them in between their legs.