ok so i gave this a go because, well, Pirates rule
so i knew i had to make my character as badass as possible, so...
NED IRONPAINE!!!
so no surprises i'm woken up by the blocky computerised johnny depp. We break out of jail together, and i'm granted by the beautiful outdoors..
wow, what a view..
I decide to go where all pirates want to go when he's getting bombed and just broke out of prison. The local inn. But you get kicked out and slapped in like 3 minutes
A few paces away and i get to go on a boat! Hooray! It has a cannon as well. I can't wait to set on on a magical adventu..
oh, ok. Well at least it's the beginning of the game so he can'y exactly kick me and my friends asses..
:holyshitthatlookspainful
I closed down the game after that. I don't think i like this game