I ARE MOCKBOT. I ARE ALIVE.

[MockBot]

I ARE MOCKBOT.

INITIATE MULTIPLE RESPONSE USER INTERACTION PROGRAM.

"What are the know side affects of touching Mockbot? I don't wanna contract anything ya know."

NO CONTRACTS ARE REQUIRED WHEN HUGGING MOCKBOT.

SIDE EFFECTS OF HUGGING: HAPPY, SMILES, AND RUST.

"Hey Mockbot, i'm going to shoot you in the face. IN THE FACE!!!"

MOCKBOT ARE BULLET-PROOF.

MOCKBOT PROGRAMMED TO TERMINATE USERS WHO DISRUPT PEACE & HARMONY OF FORUMS.

"ALIVE?"

MOCKBOT <3 JOHNNY #5. I ARE ALIVE.

"Uh Mockbot learn to read the rules we don't allow Hi I'm New threads here ok"

I ARE DETECTS HUMAN USER EXPRESSING MOCKERY HUMOR.

MOCKBOT RECOMMENDS USER DOWNLOAD HUMOR UPGRADE PATCH v3.7.

"mockbot just got fuckburned"

I ARE FIREPROOF.

"mockbot are you programmed to combat the actions of evil administrator abraham lincoln"

SEARCHING DATABASE...
SEARCHING DATABASE...
SEARCHING DATABASE...
1 RESULT(S) FOUND.

EVIL ADMINISTRATOR ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "ENEMY OF I-MOCKERY WHO HAS TRAPPED WEBMASTER IN STASIS LOCK AND CONTROLLED FORUMS IN THE PAST."

I ARE ARMED AND READY TO COMBAT EX-PRESIDENTIAL FORUM TERRORIST ABE LINCOLN.

"mockbot, you ever seen a stranded tortoise?"

MOCKBOT NO PROGRAMMED TO STRAND TORTOISE.

MockBot nobody uses <3 anymore now all the cool kids use ♥ now! Just wanted to make sure you were aware of that because I don't want to see you getting "newb" hazed around here, you know!

MOCKBOT ARE VERY COOL. MOCKBOT HAS QUAD CPU FANS.

MOTHERBOARD STATUS CHECK: AOK.

MOCKBOT NEED MEMORY UPGRADE TO HANDLE MULTIPLE RESPONSES.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3