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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 01:11 AM        Picture of the new Punisher

Found it at SuperHeroHype. I didn't even know they were making a new Punisher movie. I got a feeling that the first Punisher movie will be better than this one .
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 01:15 AM       
He looks a little scrawny to be Frank, but he definitely looks like he could be angry enough.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 01:34 AM       
His skull looks freshly ironed-on.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 01:53 AM       
He's not.. oh how whall I put this?



He's not Dolph enough to be the Punisher.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 02:11 AM       
Christ, I know fat female cosplay enthusiasts who'd look more convincing.

Well, so much for hoping this movie would be good. And that Michale Jackson one-glove look isn't helping any.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 02:12 AM       
LOOK AT HIS "ANGRY FACE"! THAT'S THE MOST PATHETIC LOOKING LITTLE SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN!

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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 02:54 AM       
Fuck after seeing that, the old Punisher movie with Dolph is looking DAMNED GOOD.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 03:21 AM       
See, the key to casting a decent Punisher is to make sure the person has hit puberty.

Also, actually looking SOMEHWAT like Punisher would help too (jet black hair, stubble, older than 15).
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:01 AM       
Who the hell IS that? It looks like the poor man's Christopher Lambert.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:01 AM       
Duhhh! He's angry because he's so scrawny.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:57 AM       
a scene in the movie should be where he gets his shirt at HOT TOPIC and then loses it to an elf with a +9 crossbow with DEX.



Man, Steve Buscemi would make a great Punisher.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 08:19 AM       
There should be a scene where he gets killed by Wild Dog.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 09:53 AM       
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Fuck after seeing that, the old Punisher movie with Dolph is looking DAMNED GOOD.
I said that it was long ago.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 10:24 AM       
Comparison time:

Comic Punisher, classic look
Comic Punisher in recent times, I imagine
Dolph Lundgren as Punisher
Baby Punisher

On a side note, who would you have picked to play Punisher? Based on his more recent look, I'd have to say Bruce Willis. If given a little dye job here and some makeup there, he'd have the look. Although I think his voice might be a little too light.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 10:53 AM       
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a scene in the movie should be where he gets his shirt at HOT TOPIC and then loses it to an elf with a +9 crossbow with DEX.
Indeed! Through if you think about it, the Punisher is an impossible movie to make: it's about an really aged older guy who kills people out of revenge and Hollywood seems to be using younger people instead just for the hell of it.

And personally, who the hell is going to believe a twenty-year old Punisher actually fought in Nam and such? C'mon.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 11:47 AM       
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And personally, who the hell is going to believe a twenty-year old Punisher actually fought in Nam and such? C'mon.
The same people who thought that David Hasselhoff would make a great Nick Fury.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 11:48 AM       
Well, to be fair to them, they just cast him not too long ago. They don't even start filming until summer. Maybe he'll get bigger?

I'll cross my fingers, anyway.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 11:53 AM       
There's no way he'll have pubes by the summer.

Everyone knows they grow in at winter time.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:10 PM       
He does look WAY too young for the part, unfortunately. Doesn't matter if he gets bigger or not.

And I doubt that's the finalized costume, guys. They don't even start filming yet, so that's probably just a promo to get an idea of what he'll look like in the part.

HENRY ROLLINS SHOULD BE THE PUNISHER
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:18 PM       
Best idea in this thread.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:21 PM       
Christ, I don't even LIKE the Punisher, and even I am appalled!

Whoever was in charge of casting for this should be strangled.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 01:04 PM       
I take back what I said about him looking angry enough. His eyes look alright, but the more I look at that picture, the more those pouty little baby lips are just begging for a rubber nipple to be thrust between them.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 02:03 PM       
Do you notice how his top lip overlaps his lower one. Also known as "Anna Nicole lips."

Speaking of which, Bobby Trendy would have made a better Punisher.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 02:29 PM       
Henry Rollins has the perfect face and anger to be the Punisher, but he's definitely too short. Dolph had the perfect look for the punisher, he just can't act (not that the movie was well written or anything). Still, I'd take either of 'em over this new chump any day.

a scene in the movie should be where he gets his shirt at HOT TOPIC and then loses it to an elf with a +9 crossbow with DEX.

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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 02:39 PM       
I would rather a tough badass midget play the part than a big fat pussy
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