Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Gaming 'n Toys
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
  #11  
Terror Dino Terror Dino is offline
Forum Virgin
Terror Dino's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Ireland
Terror Dino is probably a spambot
Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 07:56 PM       
Next update: being an obnoxious git when you win.
Step 1: Ensure you won the match.Starting a rant only to find you have actually lost will allow your opponent to begin there own. (having more lives then your opponent isnt necessary but does and to your gloating options)
Step 2: Proced to chant obsenities regarding you opponents lack of "skilz".(I recomend playing the Xbox 360 with Americans for pointers)
Step 3: Do the peanut butter jelly dance.( Whilst still chanting obsenities)
Step 4: Laugh as your opponent refuses to play with you anymore, claiming that you are a jerk.( It's really because of your "uber mad skilz")
Step 5: Find new friends and repeat.

*Caution: Nintendo does not advise anyone those in public(eg a gaming kiosc) this is do to probobility of violence. Not everyone will appriciate you "uberness".
__________________
I'm lookin to buy some shoes I said. We don't sell shoes he said. What are those then I said? Shoes he said. So sell them to me I said. I can't he said. Why not I said? Penis he said..........
Penis I said? Penis he said. For what I said? For penis he said. Then why does it say shoe shop in your door I said? He hit me, with a penis.
Reply With Quote
 



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:07 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.