guys what is with this place?

[Emu]

The bad thing about this forum is that almost every time someone genuinely entertaining and fun comes along it ends up being an old person who we thought left with a new screen name. We do rarely get cool people like J. T. Pednaud (i'm not going to even try spelling the whole name out, jerk) who I'm sure is going to disappoint me next week when one of our internet sleuths determines that he's actually Helm.