Would this be in poor taste?

[The_Rorschach]

I'll only support this endeavour if I get a signed first edition hardcover when you're done. . .

But, on an equally serious note, I wish you luck with it. My grandfather used to be big on table manners, so before we took anything from the centre of the table we had to ask first, politely. If we didn't, his fork would come down like the avenging lightening bolt of Zeus in an attempt to impale out hands to the table for our uncouth barbaric behaviour. The moral of this story is that violence is affective in instructing small children! Remember that as you write