The "Help RoG find a laptop bag that isn't awful" thread

[Durin]

Have you considered making your own? Just kill something (cow, human, shark, whatever), skin it, and than sew it up into a bag yourself. That way you'll know that only you have that kind of bag.

However, if you are a wuss and only want a store-bought one, just get the corporate looking ones, for thine soul is already gone.