Storytime

[Former_HNIC_Pantitude]

When I started coming to this board in 2001, I was 166 lbs and 30 years old. I am now 36 years old, 218lbs and enjoy competitve eating. I specialize in Twinkies, Hot Dogs, Little Debbies of any kind, Krystal Burgers, Donuts... you name it, I can and will defeat anyone on these boards, so here is what I am now presenting this challenge:

I hereby challenge all members of I-Mockery to a youtube head to head eating contest of Twinkies first. Would any of you people be up for this and future youtube hosted video eating contests?

This is what my life has come to.....