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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:07 PM        Storytime
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:09 PM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:16 PM       
When I started coming to this board in 2001, I was 166 lbs and 30 years old. I am now 36 years old, 218lbs and enjoy competitve eating. I specialize in Twinkies, Hot Dogs, Little Debbies of any kind, Krystal Burgers, Donuts... you name it, I can and will defeat anyone on these boards, so here is what I am now presenting this challenge:

I hereby challenge all members of I-Mockery to a youtube head to head eating contest of Twinkies first. Would any of you people be up for this and future youtube hosted video eating contests?

This is what my life has come to.....
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:21 PM       
I can not do this. I am very out of shape. My thighs are alarmingly approaching OAO territory.

Sorry :<
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:25 PM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:26 PM       
Yeah, I gotta go to the gym before I stop being skinny-fat

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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:28 PM       
My problem is that you don't feed into my useless words. I have nothing to work off of of argue with. I need users of old right now. People who truly hated me before you new people existed.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:34 PM       
Sam today suggested something much like this, but with alcohol. I would prefer the alcohol version.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:43 PM       
If I was 19 and trying to sound cool I would agree, but for now, I am just trying to eat as much as possible. As I reach the twilight years of my life, I've learned that quantity counts more than quality when it comes to food. Come on,someone has balls to at least have a twinkie throwdown on youtube with me.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:48 PM       
Where are Chojin, Burbank, Achimp, Protoclown, Mockery, etc.? Who the fuck are you people? I-Mockery 2.0 - the social revolution? Can we mirror reflect the logo, connect as friends, and stream Nickelback songs on our profile pages here now?
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:48 PM       
Former Head Nigga In Charge Pantitude, does competitive eating get you a fly ass six pack? How are the groupies?
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:50 PM       
The groupies are awesome - I dont care about a six-pack and HNIC in my case is not "Head Nigga in Charge" fuckface.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:51 PM       
look dick breath, it is what I say it is
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:52 PM       
Why would you refuse a fantastic title like that
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:53 PM       
because he eats wieners.

competitively.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 05:56 PM       
He came to fight, and everyone just went

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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 06:21 PM       
I ain't paying for no damn Twinkies.

And I ain't trusting Internet strangers to pay for my Twinkies.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 10:15 PM       
Hey Pantitude.

Send me a PM if you'd like me to change your old password so you can log in under your old account!
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 01:54 PM       
and tell your wife to start posting again too....
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 05:29 PM       
Wait a sec, is this the boy pantydude or the girl pantydude?
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 05:32 PM       
This is the wiener-eating pantydude.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 05:58 PM       
omg do u post here a lot? you are the guy who made this site right?
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 06:01 PM       
STAAAAAARS AMONG UUUUUUS
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 06:02 PM       
Dude did you know Yahtzee Crowshaw also posts on his website's own forum
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 06:02 PM       
ok actually he doesn't because everyone there is fucking 5 years old and gay for him
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