Seven Teeth-Grindingly Stupid Spider-Man Related Things That Hurt My Brain Real Bad!

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It's not interesting to anyone else besides me, but I've been anxiously sitting on this piece of information since the article posted and now my ass really hurts, hur hur hur.
Anyway: not that it makes Ms. Lion any more palatable, but that character was based and named from a Hercule Poirot story that was a part of the Trial of Hercules book. Each of the stories were based around some aspect of the trials of Hercules (dur) and the one with the dog was The Nimean Lion. It was about a really smart Lhasa Apso and blackmail, and is far too good to be turned into a shitty Spiderman character. That is all.