Youll never guess what I just saw.....

[Asila]

Girls on message boards come in three flavours: Blatantly whorish, universally hit-on, or secretly guys. Imagine my surprise when I discovered #3.
I-Pod vending machines are almost as amusing as the slot machines I saw in the Vegas airport (you're in Vegas for fuck's sake, can you not walk 10 feet to the nearest casino?) and just as ludicrous as the flower vending machine in airports (Here's some dying flora, please sleep with me), but the best thing I've ever seen in a vending machine was while I lived in Hong Kong and discovered that they sold bean curd flavoured popsicles. That looked like strawberry popsicles, with everything written in Cantonese. That was a fun learning experience.