I Hate You, Pig People.

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Black truffles? I figured you were talking about a Pizza Hut or Quiznos franchise or something.

"Yeah, would you like grated truffle on your meatball sub? Normally a few scratches of this would be worth more than your credit card balance, but the kindly people to whom we give the food you don't eat rewarded us with it. Err, forget I said that. You just happen to deserve it!"

Seriously, what the shit.

Don't worry, we're all splitting up and keeping the black truffles for ourselves (which is why I give a damn). They're fucking choice, too. It actually is a 'fancy' Italian restaurant, but our customer base wouldn't know a black truffle from a shiitake mushroom.