Seth needs sorta legal help. (SERIOUS TOPIC)

[Sethomas]

If I did that, I have a feeling they'd research my online identities until they come here, and cite my participation on these boards as evidence to the contrary and tell me to leave them alone for another four years. Then, they'd post pictures on the internet of gay porn with my face photoshopped in and loosen the lug nuts on my car when I wasn't looking.