First/worst time getting drunk

[Sethomas]

The first time I was drunk was in a restaurant in Rome, in June 2000. I paid 70,000 lira for a prix fixe meal, and I wanted my money's worth, so I drank a lot of wine.

The worst time that I got drunk, medics put an oxygen mask on me and didn't turn on the air flow. Naturally, I ripped it off so I could breathe, at which point they tied me down to the gurney and let me wear the mask until I asphyxiated to the unconsciousness in which they originally found me. (Minus the systemic cardiac failure white vomit, I guess.)

For you to get depanting drunk on a bottle of MD indicates that you likely have a small liver. That you think it merits bragging indicates that your testicles are likely small, too.