First/worst time getting drunk

[Asila]

I've never drank so much that I've forgotten what happened or passed out, but I've been really shit-faced in the past, so this may just be an aspect of me--it applies to pot as well. It actually pisses me off, since getting trashed and acting like a moron is something that only makes a good story if you have to hear about it from other people.
That said, the worst that generally happens is that I become loud and flirtatious (I had to crawl up my stairs once, I guess that's worse) but the first was homemade sangria consumed around a campfire with my boyfriend at the time, a bunch of his friends, and a load of really friendly dogs. It ended with a coed shower, but he WAS my boyfriend, and in retrospect was a very pleasant time.