One Got Fat: A Bicycle Safety Film

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[Ozzie]

Monkey torture death zone is officially my new favorite phrase.

[KrytenSyxx]

"Slim knew his big sack would be hard to handle."

Wow.

[Jigby Huggletinks]

The noise when Slim and Trigby fall down the manhole is terrifying.

[Codiekitty]

Wait, if the fat kid crushed his bike, why can he AND that skinny one be together on another?

[mbkerr]

They DO have a "hear no evil" moment! It's when Mossby Pomegranate fails in his Flash impersonation. You even included a picture of him doing it!

[Mintrude]

Look at Orville's ears. Yikes.

[Jigby Huggletinks]

Actually, I don't see why Slim's fat ass isn't running with Mossby, he could seriously use it.

[BakaGaijin]

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

[rizzo]

Holy crap, those damn dirty apes were assholes to boot! It's a good thing Moses blew up that Omega Bomb thingy and killed 'em all.

[Neen]

Right? Right? Riiiiiiiight?

RIGHT!

[executioneer]

TRIGBY'S NOTES

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Codiekitty

Wait, if the fat kid crushed his bike, why can he AND that skinny one be together on another?

Exactly my point. I guess Trigby's bike must be made of solid steel.

Originally Posted by mbkerr

They DO have a "hear no evil" moment! It's when Mossby Pomegranate fails in his Flash impersonation. You even included a picture of him doing it!

Hehe I understand from the picture it looks like that, but he's really just smacking his cheeks in a "aaaahhhhh!!!" king of way, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

[Nick]

This movie must have scared a whole generation of kids shitless!

[Christine d'Abo]

Nightmares...I will have them.

*runs off to show her children*

[Pandajuice]

Good lord. I'm very glad after seeing this that I grew up in the 80s rather than the freaked out 60s.

[JackSchmidtKnifeThrower]

Funny, I have seen the video a while back because I stumbled across it so I knew what -RoG- was talking about. Thats what I've been thinking, They don't even stop for their friends. Monkey Torture Death Zone.

[blacksamster]

This... is... absolutely amazing.

[Colonel Flagg]

This reminds me of those "health" class videos we were chained down and forced to watch in 7th and 8th grade (Syphillis! - Don't let this happen to YOU!). Excellent job.

[greenimp]

i saw those monkey masks and immediatly thought "perfect B-movie material!" think about it, "Night of the Killer Monkey Cyclists"

[Doctor_Who]

In a bizarre twisted way this reminds me of that banned music video for "Prime time of your life" by Daft Punk. The one where everyone but one kid is a skeleton. I'm quite certain that those monkey masks are far more terrifying than bones, however.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

I think you were right about the hallucinogens, Rog.

I also thought the "squish" sound when the steamroller hit was especially morbid.

[Dungeonbrownies]

that picture of the omnkey masks is really going to give me nightmares, its almost as bad as that film, harpya

[atomictophat]

I joined I-Mockery to say one thing and thing only.

A bicycle safety film where APES EVOLVE FROM MEN!?!

Someone had to say it.

[Pentegarn]

"He may not be a monkey, but he's clearly an asshole. He left his stranded, injured and dead friends behind all so that he could eat their lunches?"

I suggest a different view of this. In an earlier shot, you see the other nine monkeys having fun, but you don't see Orville. I think Orville resented the fact that he was good enough to be their mule, but not good enough to frolic with the nine monkeys in that shot. So when they all ended up in traction, he ate their lunch in an act of revenge. :P