Scalp-related troubles (baldness arising)

[Alive]

My neighbor went bald on top at at 20 he was all like "hey its 2:30 wanna go to 7-11 and get a slurpee then go hang out at the highschool?" and i was all like "uhhhh, noo" it was like he turned into a dirty old man over night. but we have thick hair in our family so no perversions for me