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Old Feb 6th, 2008, 07:45 PM       
Here in NYC that 3 bedroom house would go for $750K to $1.5M. Why is your house so cheap? Does it have a small penis?
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Old Feb 7th, 2008, 01:04 AM       
1 1/2 bath = one full bathroom, one bathroom without a shower or bathtub, just a sink and toilet.

Why so cheap? Well, it is across from a power plant. And I think she's tired of dealing with people screwing her over on renting, and just wants the cash from selling it.
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Old Feb 10th, 2008, 02:29 PM       
Power plant? Let me guess: Ohio?
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 02:01 AM       
a 1/5 bathroom would be like a roof toilet or something. No sink, no toilet paper holder, just a toilet on the roof. Or maybe a urinal in your bedroom or somethin.
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 12:21 PM       
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Or maybe a urinal in your bedroom or somethin.
Hey, that actually sounds like it could be very nice to have...it would look kind of weird, and guests would without doubt stare, and possibly never return, but it would be pure comfort! No more walking to the bathroom across the cold floor and back...ahhh, if only it were socially acceptable.
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 02:58 PM       
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Hey, that actually sounds like it could be very nice to have...it would look kind of weird, and guests would without doubt stare, and possibly never return, but it would be pure comfort! No more walking to the bathroom across the cold floor and back...ahhh, if only it were socially acceptable.
For optimal efficiency, it would be positioned low and near the bed, so you could just roll over to your side on the bed and piss straight into the urinal without even having to get up.
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