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Old May 3rd, 2003, 09:55 AM       
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Originally Posted by Misinformation Man
DID YOU KNOW:

The ability to perform self-fellatio tends to be a hereditary trait that skips a generation. So if you are unable to do it, that most likely means that your father has actually attempted and succeeded!
A little "rib removal surgery" could accomplish the same thing if the motivation is strong enough. Later in life ... after the surgery ... you could taunt your full grown son by saying it's an hereditary trait and he should be able to do it. You could then conjecture that he inherited THAT gene from his mother so he'll blame HER for his ... ummm ... SHORTcomings (sp?).
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