i was thinking

[MrAdventure]

that this place needs a few good farts

[MrAdventure]

what did austin powers have to say about the professor when they met!

hey he's kind of nutty!

why did the professor's family always have collard greens!!??

to keep the conversation lively i guess

what did steve urkel have to say when the nutty professor got the babe???

"HOW DID HE DO THAT" ~ steve "the dweeb" urkel

[GADZOOKS]

Why does the nutty professor not own a cat
he has enough klumps to deal with

If you asked me to go see The Nutty Professor, what would I say?
Sher, man

Who said "I can't wait to merge this thread into the chat thread"
the nutty administator

[MrAdventure]

how many nutties does it take to impress your date?

a whole family if the nutties have anything to say about it

why did the nutty professor hate about being a teacher??

because he hated apples what he really wants is some mashed potatoes!

how did the nutty professor's babe see past his fatty exterior and into the heart and soul of the man beneath it all

i dont know but she probably saved his life in doing so!!!

[GADZOOKS]

"It's kind of nutty" ~~~ Austin Powers, I was thinking thread 2008

[MrAdventure]

hey folks what did the nutty professor say to himself in the mirror?

it's my bed time i gotta go to bed!

i'm gonna nut it up tomorrow dudes don't worry! mods go ahead and leave this thread out here i've got it taken care of!

a last joke before i go

why did the nutty professor act all embarrassed in front of his date?

you'd be embarrassed too if you had a boner in front of your family!

"A BONER IS A NATURAL THING PASS THE HOOVES" GRANDPA NUTTIE

alright sweet dreams nutty fans

[GADZOOKS]

What's the Nutty Professor's favorite movie?
ALADDIN! ALADDIN! ALADDIN! (ARENT YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY HERCULES?)

What's the Nutty Professor's favorite music video?
EAT IT, FAT, OR ANY WEIRD AL FOOD PARODY, OBVIOUSLY

Why did Sherman Klump eat a ghost?
It's soul food, baby!